AH, sian.
Well, Da-Kay-Ho. Wa si lin lang eh 69.69 FM broadcaster. wa ti jit tao, si hor lur lang bao gao wah eh mid year(sucky and downright sucky) results.
Translate to english:
Well, Hello Everybody. I am your broadcaster from 69.69FM. I came here with the purpose of reporting my depressing Mid Year Examinations Results to you all.
Proper english w0r. school see this cfm happy until run to 13th floor, turn on spot light, invite DJ and den buy buffet have rooftop party. The next moment u hear pee-po-pee-po... nice sound. 'cos it means that we have no lessons 2morrow. 2morrow doesnt even count as a lesson -.-.. what you call a schoolday with entirely pure chinese language periods on a particular Tuesday, and to end it off u have to stay bak for DNT till dusk. Not nice, Very sian, Gonna sleep, System shutting down... *teacher smack table* -quick auto-reboot-... lame -.- And, i dont realli get the point of getting a bunch of goons to act on stage to tell us about speaking good english, which i dun even know wads the purpose for anyways when 1 year ago i heard chinese was important, now they emphasize english, got so cockup 1 meh? (well, i sorta like the mr bean actor ONLY IN THE START, yea well, he sucks at immitation -.-) And juz as much, i dont see the point HOW talking in perfect english to the point ppl start calling us refined pupils/crazy act-acts can help us get good grades for English. I mean, all it boosts would most probably be our Oral, Papers, got link meh? I wont make noise if we can do the paper orally though. Seriously, i dont. I rather get myself a sorethroat instead of wasting money to buy pens again n again. Ya well, its annoying. Imagine doing a composition in oral form. BED TIME STORY READING TIME~~~.
well ill prolly go like this :
Once upon a time, *scratch head* there lived a gay...*EH CHER CHER BACKSPACE BACKSPACE* a prince.....He very the handsome, very the stylo, the clothes super zai , zha bor*EH CHER BALEK AGAIN BALEK. girls see already will drop down from 10, 000 foot cliff. *cough cough* He also have the big big eye, juz like the 1 u see in the ju on movie, that ghost eye dua dua 1... *siao liao, say wrong again... cher got chance anot ah? i wan redo.*
*Dick, are you trying to be funny? Tell you to speak in proper language oledi(bah, speak for urself.) u still wont repent. Hengheng(ah, see! again.) is not written work, becoz i tink your handwriting is going to be far worse, probably my worst nightmare -well cher, u aint seen the worst. =P-
Donno if the above dialogue does happens lah, if realli happen, wa MOE screw those teachers liao. U say promote english, i see u use singlish. Stupid poster showing " Speak Good English. Only you have the power" Siao, u think wad, i star wars that obi-quack-kentucky ah? power power, machiam The Force liddat.Most interesting part, no doubt, is the new handsign they developed for such an event. THE ORL INBINCHIBEL(read as all invincible) SENG SIONG HAND GESTURE! Seriously, its cool ok. However, i wont even give a spit for that wadeva speak good english thing. The nxt moment u see the poster it would be decorated with gum or some pepper sauce from the canteen n stuff, maybe a strand of noodle or two, and topped with morsels of pork~(indian accent).. sorry cant help it -.- BUT. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT.... we Dunmanites are all well-behaved, well-mannered and refined pupils of the dignified school which goes by the name of Dunman Secondary, we Would Never do such senseless and time-consuming acts when we can actually make use of this time to STUDY! right? *wink*
haha..... eh getting late, will end here..... bahahaha. oh god, i love today's assembly...
Sheng song, quan shi wei le niiiiii~~~
*cackles*----*coughs* X___X stupid cough.
Signing off, your handsome as always,
suave and charming, very annoying
and at the same time, very entertaining
host of this blog...
Limpei. *cackles again*
ok la, ok la, cancel the first few descriptive words and juz leave the last 2 la ok?
BUAIIX~
Well, Da-Kay-Ho. Wa si lin lang eh 69.69 FM broadcaster. wa ti jit tao, si hor lur lang bao gao wah eh mid year(sucky and downright sucky) results.
Translate to english:
Well, Hello Everybody. I am your broadcaster from 69.69FM. I came here with the purpose of reporting my depressing Mid Year Examinations Results to you all.
Proper english w0r. school see this cfm happy until run to 13th floor, turn on spot light, invite DJ and den buy buffet have rooftop party. The next moment u hear pee-po-pee-po... nice sound. 'cos it means that we have no lessons 2morrow. 2morrow doesnt even count as a lesson -.-.. what you call a schoolday with entirely pure chinese language periods on a particular Tuesday, and to end it off u have to stay bak for DNT till dusk. Not nice, Very sian, Gonna sleep, System shutting down... *teacher smack table* -quick auto-reboot-... lame -.- And, i dont realli get the point of getting a bunch of goons to act on stage to tell us about speaking good english, which i dun even know wads the purpose for anyways when 1 year ago i heard chinese was important, now they emphasize english, got so cockup 1 meh? (well, i sorta like the mr bean actor ONLY IN THE START, yea well, he sucks at immitation -.-) And juz as much, i dont see the point HOW talking in perfect english to the point ppl start calling us refined pupils/crazy act-acts can help us get good grades for English. I mean, all it boosts would most probably be our Oral, Papers, got link meh? I wont make noise if we can do the paper orally though. Seriously, i dont. I rather get myself a sorethroat instead of wasting money to buy pens again n again. Ya well, its annoying. Imagine doing a composition in oral form. BED TIME STORY READING TIME~~~.
well ill prolly go like this :
Once upon a time, *scratch head* there lived a gay...*EH CHER CHER BACKSPACE BACKSPACE* a prince.....He very the handsome, very the stylo, the clothes super zai , zha bor*EH CHER BALEK AGAIN BALEK. girls see already will drop down from 10, 000 foot cliff. *cough cough* He also have the big big eye, juz like the 1 u see in the ju on movie, that ghost eye dua dua 1... *siao liao, say wrong again... cher got chance anot ah? i wan redo.*
*Dick, are you trying to be funny? Tell you to speak in proper language oledi(bah, speak for urself.) u still wont repent. Hengheng(ah, see! again.) is not written work, becoz i tink your handwriting is going to be far worse, probably my worst nightmare -well cher, u aint seen the worst. =P-
Donno if the above dialogue does happens lah, if realli happen, wa MOE screw those teachers liao. U say promote english, i see u use singlish. Stupid poster showing " Speak Good English. Only you have the power" Siao, u think wad, i star wars that obi-quack-kentucky ah? power power, machiam The Force liddat.Most interesting part, no doubt, is the new handsign they developed for such an event. THE ORL INBINCHIBEL(read as all invincible) SENG SIONG HAND GESTURE! Seriously, its cool ok. However, i wont even give a spit for that wadeva speak good english thing. The nxt moment u see the poster it would be decorated with gum or some pepper sauce from the canteen n stuff, maybe a strand of noodle or two, and topped with morsels of pork~(indian accent).. sorry cant help it -.- BUT. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT.... we Dunmanites are all well-behaved, well-mannered and refined pupils of the dignified school which goes by the name of Dunman Secondary, we Would Never do such senseless and time-consuming acts when we can actually make use of this time to STUDY! right? *wink*
haha..... eh getting late, will end here..... bahahaha. oh god, i love today's assembly...
Sheng song, quan shi wei le niiiiii~~~
*cackles*----*coughs* X___X stupid cough.
Signing off, your handsome as always,
suave and charming, very annoying
and at the same time, very entertaining
host of this blog...
Limpei. *cackles again*
ok la, ok la, cancel the first few descriptive words and juz leave the last 2 la ok?
BUAIIX~