Apologies first, i am so very sorry to delay this by 2 days, held up by cca on the first, and i forgot wad reason there was to suffice the absence of my post on Sunday = =. Well if i think i knew, juz a small guess, i think it would be dat im doin my hw. Doesnt sound like me does it? xDD... well upon sight of the report slip, YOU would believe dat ima doin my hw. Real bad... I hereby make Tuesday, March 28th "Bloody Hell Tuesday". To think i even missed Police and Thief. Lol. As to wad has happened recently, sex is the issue. NNOOOOOO!!! DUN THINK SLANTED. Be a man, Do the right thing, Think Straight. Well basically the sch invited an old hag (omg, didnt mean it.. but shes realli old) and she told us all abt sex. Not revealing the content so u can fantasize about it, i shall now present to u.....

===Chronicles Of LinAhHia Eps4=== (YAY ITS 4!)
Yes, the long awaited episode 4 is out. As u know, Bobby the Chao Sissy, in eps 3, got terribly horribly vegetably smashed squashed and strangled by Alan and David, possibly to be either of Child Abuse, or Intended Murder.
Bobby caressed his near-deformed head, peeping into the half-reality, half-fairytale world. By means of a rat, Bobby tried to sneak away, but to no avail. The fainted troll, now awakened once again, swung his spiked club and shot it right into Alan's face, scoring a HomeRun. Raged by instinct, he took another swing, only this time, David ducked, but fell. The troll roared in might, scaring David in fear, hu seemed to shrunk by a 10%. The air intensified, Bobby not wantin to leave his friend in dat sticky situation, took his hand-made-bra-catapult and wif that, he shot pebbles at the troll, tickling his back. The troll roared again, yelled, and screeched. He ran all around the area at the speed of 130km/h, crashing into every obstacle in his way. Noticing a STRIKE is about to appear, Bobby threw himself straight for David, hoping to push him away from the troll, but due to the undestructable fats, Bobby fell bakwords, instantly knocking his head on a mouse trap. CLANG! Following dat loud metallic sound, Bobby screeched, breaking every silence in the dark corners, waking up the super strong bisexual Ah Beng. Ah Beng went on forward, thinking that the troll made dat sound, he flung the troll straight bak into its lair, instantly killing it. Then, running in a cute way, he headed for the head-clamped Bobby, as of wad we know is 'saving the damsel in distress'. Bobby got terrified, and onli wanted his mom at that time. Ah Beng, knowing how badly Bobby missed home, gave him a heart-warming, temperature-rapidly-increasing SMOOCH. Bobby felt as if he was on fire, being kissed by a person of the same gender. He flew around the world in 80 milliseconds, flew from heaven to earth and bak to heaven 180 times at the speed of 2000km/h. Just when Ah Beng was gonna proceed to get intimate wif Bobby, a rat shot by, causing Ah Beng to fly around the whole universe in 10 seconds and instantly shooting from 1 end to the other end of the Earth. Facing so many of such indifferent unique people, will Bobby pull through? or would he get psyched? I dun know.... u shud know wad to do, right? lol.
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Yep, every1 shud know wad to do, heh. Well its kinda late now, so i shall stop here, Ciao. And look out for eps 5 wifin 1 week.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle

Allo every1~! paiseh too long nv update again... aiya the usuals... hw.. U know, as common as it seems, homework means work done at home, right? But! butbutbutbutbutBUT! Having a pyramid-looking kinda homework pile for ur ONE WEEK holiday, stressing on the ONE WEEK, is abit too insane and not at all normal. Even so, i might be able to finish it, but many random factors always would be sure to arrive anywhere and strike u where it hurts most. first 3 days, Mon, Tues, Wed, i have to go for Gold Wing Course. Imagine waking up every day at 5.10 am for 3 days and coming bak home onli at 3. Worse still, u would face a gigantic pyramid of papers at ur doorstep greeting u as if it was ur dog. Dats y i have reached this conclusion that Homework union CCA = Z-E-R-O. They dont mix well, not like peanut butter and kaya or kaya and jam(ok obviously they dont mix)... I predict an evil aura lurking around in the near future... Oh well, as the chinese say it, boat come to the bridge confirm auto straight. Hmm.. ya sumtin liddat. Anywayz presenting.....


---Chronicles Of LinAhHia Eps 3---
in the last episode, we read that Bobby was being sucked in by the cupboard, whacked by a tree and got himself blacked out... will our hero be able to survive dat HUMONGOUS blow?... watch on....
Still blinded by the direct hit in the eye, Bobby slowly managed himself to stand erected(no m18 contents pls) and walked afew steps forward and being as clumsy as ever, he unfortunately stumbled upon a tree root, flew straight into a tree and, yes AGAIN slammed himself against a tree branch. He yelled out a scream of agony and acute pain, not knowing that he was in the dark woods and dat particular yell awakened the grumbly troll(haveta make it fairytale like mah...) who was in his deep slumber. In response to the yell, the troll growled and shook the earth below Bobby, thus making him fall on his butt. Bobby rubbed his eyes consistently till his vision was clear. But he wish he was blind. This seemed more like a nightmare than a dream come true of sum sort. Soon after, he got himself up again, onli to be pursued by the troll who was holding his uber gigantic spiked club. Bobby was petrified, but good old clumsy Bobby did it again, he fell down. But to his surprise, the troll was clumsier. It tripped onto Bobby, flew against a huge boulder, smacked his face straight at the boulder and fell on its head. Bobby, hu thought it is finally over, was once again dumbstruck. His 2 friends, Alan and David, were rushing towards him( dun ask me, he has super vision). Still, at the same time, Bobby felt relieved to find familiar ppl. Although he ran 5 steps towards their direction, he ran away immediately at sight of both of them. Alan was dressed like a ballerina and had a PURPLE furry crown on his head, how cute.... On the other hand, David dressed himself in a skimpy miniskirt and a tiny singlet which was gonna explode anytime. Juz think of their weight( u might wanna look bak at eps 1) and imagine. Practically, they r as petrifying as the troll, onli 2 times more. Bobby sprinted like a cheetah, onli to his disbelief dat he ran STRAIGHT INTO BOTH THEIR ARMS. He din know wad happened, but sumhow the forest seemed to lead him bak to the both of them. Suffocating under their muscular, or rather flabbily meaty grasp, he grabbed out for air and he was getting all sweaty. Clever Bobby den picked a branch wif his foot and shot it straight at David's -censored- and immediately landing him in enormous pain. Alan hu was still immersed in "giving his warmth and love" to Bobby, continued grasping his neck while he tried to use his arms to break free. But due to the fats that Alan accumulated, his struggle was to no avail as all his punches ended up bouncing bak at him. Being at his wits end, he was already feeling hopeless and relaxed as he waited calmly to be suffocated to death. Alan finally got tired of hugging and let go of Bobby, leaving him lying near-motionlessly on the ground. Reaching out for air, Bobby hoped he was dreaming. But reality was cruel, he pinched himself, and it hurt. When he looked bak, Alan and David were already standing as tall as the Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower. Daunted by the 2 giants, will our young hero get psychoed, or would he manage to survive all these ordeals and achieve ultimate PINKISM?.... stay tuned.

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..... Ok dat is the last of eps 3, look forward to eps 4 as our young hero continues to suffer, all for the pleasure of the masses, lol.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle

ZZZ sian lahhx. Wanna know y? Actually i 2day had to go for CCA, but due to the fact that my alarm clock, out of all times, chose this time to crop up. IT DID NOT RING!!! Alarm was set at 8am yet i woke up at 12.30 pm. Kinda pathetic. Juz hope they did not learn 2 much today, so as to enable me to catch up... goddamit, screw dis Energizer Battery. Well, enuf of screwing up the battery and my clock, we have arrived at the second issue of concern. Recently theres this Korean drama series, stressing on DRAMA. As u know, to most of my age ppl, DRAMA shows can realli be a bore. 1 good example is Taiwan Ah Chen or Pi Li Huo. Unfortunately, now, another heavenshaking, deathdefying, disasterattracting drama series has surfaced, AGAIN on tv. Yes, it is wad i am thinking or wad u r thinking... DA CHANG JING~! I dun realli understand y every1 loves Da Chang Jing, especially when theres no chio bu and the main char looks as if shes over 40. As i see it, its juz a lame woman hu keep cooking cooking for her master den dunno wad else. According to my guesses, Da Chang Jing would be the craze of the town by its 30th episode. By that time, kids do not play wif power rangers or pokemon, they play wif the action figurines of the chars of Da Chang Jing. Den Central Suria Tv2 Chnl 8/U and even Cartoon Network would ALL be showing Da-Chang-Jing. As much as how i hate to say it, the kids wont be wearing Spiderman PJs or Superman suits anymore, instead, they wear Da Chang Jing ancient Korean outfits. And yes, EVEN boys. Then in Comic Connections, the Naruto Section would be changed 2 the 3 same FREAKY words, Da Chang Jing, again. Cinemas would start showing many different sidetrack stories of Da Chang Jing as well and Mc Donalds would even create a Da Chang Jing happy meal or meal or smth. A penny worthed ur thoughts on this, but... Warning : Overexcess Imagination of Da Chang Jing infested world might damage your brains. Well, in one of these holidays i would produce Chronicles of LinAhHia eps 3 soon. Be sure to check for it.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle