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Thursday, December 29, 2005 2:34 PM
Well juz got bak from home from a slow, long MRT ride from Yishun.From de last post, i suppose most ppl would know that i simply loathe long waits. Anticipating in abated breath trying to look out for chio bu's, i scanned the whole area time n time again, but the thing i got wasnt much of wad i expected, but juz as well, it poses to be sum entertainment along the way bak home for me n alvin, altho he seemed quite pissed at it.....


(Use pic as reference)Well practically theres dis fucking kid wearing a small blue t-shirt, while looking blankly at the air, he popped out of nowhere and started d-a-n-c-i-n-g infront of alvin. Yes, he danced infront of alvin and at that time i was lyk... -_-||| and he was lyk >_<... well soon enuf, he flung out his hp and in sms mode, asked me ' can i kick dat kid '... Well i would ask dat if i were him, but being a good audience, i persuaded him not to... den, he did it again, that erotically 'sacred' dance. This time i wasnt able to control myself and let out a small squeal of suppressed laughter. Lucky my hand was enuf to cover my mouth. Automatically, my hand, too, flung out my hp and i signalled de following 2 msges.... 'juz dun look' and 'see no evil'... well it was not evil, but plain... erotic and its to de extent of dat wich i was unable to explain in words. And juz if ur wondering, NO, i am not gonna show it to any1 either. Soon after dat kid left, a new import came, a pole-dancer. He was so sexy(ya rite) and he was spinning n spinning n spinning around de pole. As he pole-danced, he counted the no. of times he went around dat freaking MRT pole....as i recall it, he said "fifty-six....fifty-seven....." well...he stopped soon till we reached the simei stop... where he did it again... faster n faster he went, till he went all flat on the MRT chair. Man dat was so dam hilarious i can juz laugh while licking a lollipop and breaking all my teeth while jerking the lollipop in my mouth. Well dats dat..... ok i guess dats all for 2day.... bb every1....

Signing off-
gaara569
aka.ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
solleh
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 11:53 AM
Ahhhh solly solly... Due to de fact dat im too cooped up in my rm playing de seem-to-be addictive WC map, i was unable(spiritually.. coz my fingers say yes, my brain says no) to update the blog later after de last post. Also i was busy writing xmas testimonials for lyk 45 minutes and my arms were all *split-splat-splottish*, thus i wasnt able to update dis.

Well 2day made me quite de very pissed. 2day i went to sch to discuss abt CCA orientation day... well dat was not de make-me-utterly-fucking-pissed part, but it was de part where i gt out of my sch.... Well it was lyk this..... *Small cloud forms...* ok la i dun b so drama mama la.... Oh... drama mama sounds quite familiar .... hmm where i heard of it ar..... well its quite a catchy phrase... well... ummm... errr..... ahh.... forget it... OH rite.. bak to the story... I was standing at the bus stop... willing 2 sacrafice myself to zao fu ren qun, i ge rou wei ying... EHH salah salah not ge rou wei ying... well.. i onli didnt sit on the chair= =|| . BUT!!! it was still a good deed! Ok, at this point, i expected to c the bus coming into view within 5 mins... But to my piss-appointment(piss+disappointment), it came WAY later than 5 mins. Well soon after that i see 1 chio bu coming towards de bus stop(before bus come).. Den my eyes brighten.... flickered and died down.. know y? COZ SHE NEVER miao ME 1 TIME T_T.. hahax. Anywayz soon after i got down from de bus, i chiong to MRT station.

-At the MRT station-
I was lyk #%@^%#!##%! well coz when i reach the platform, it shows.... 6 minutes! 6 FREAKING MINUTES!!!! I have to wait once again to get a ride to White Sands!!!! AND ITS SO FUCKING LONG!!!.. Well as long as i start to wait, CHIOBUS will come again. This time its still de same, NEVER MIAO ME AGAIN... nevermind i ren. Den de MRT came n bla bla bla i reached White Sands Shopping Centre. Den now im suddenly in a dilemma liao. Shud i go for Macdonalds? or Old Chang Kee.... At 1 point of view, Mac offers quality junk food bdden cost alot, but thing is, I got de money! I was given enuf!!!!! Den, at another point of view, Old Chang Kee offers delicious junk food, and at low price, oso very attractive. Well i simply hate to be in such dilemmas, thus... i left de shopping centre, wif my stomach empty... haix.... Sibei piss-ful day sia....

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
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Sunday, December 25, 2005 4:12 AM
Alo every1.... very long time nv blog liao... Well i was watching my tv and playing my comp.... haha my life is still as dead.... definitely. 2day.. surprisingly, when i turned on my tv... a familiar show came up on the screen.... Gransazers™. Well dats no surprising fact, but de suprising part was dat i actually settled down to watch this show meant for 3 yr olds. Funny but true. Well most prolly i will add another post later on.. coz i am gonna have my lunch ^^.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
bleh im bak
Sunday, December 18, 2005 6:39 AM
Bleahx.... Alo every1, yes im bak...but i still not able to find bak my old crappy n farniez self... sad hor.. anywayz been since quite a while i updated dis blog.. ya...?

Well i am startin to think dat.. i have no life.... everyday, if its a sch day, i have no doubt dat my day would b lyk dis...: wake up, breakfast, bathe, sch, CCA(sometimes), home, homework.. bla-.-(yea i loathe it). dinner ,sleep or even more homework.... den if its a weekend it would end up lyk dis. : Wake up, breakfast, computer...., abita homework..., dinner, tv and den hit de sack. Den if its a holiday, could be worse, could be not....: Wake up, breakfast, CCA/computer, bathe, dinner, computer again, sleep. Absolutely no L-I-F-E. No life spotted, onli brain activites going on. Many times i told myself... Get a life, u mtherf*king idiot.... But i guess i didnt make a point to make my day any special for everyday. Xcept for days where my frens organize chalets, i would be continuing the ever-so-annoying dead life everyday.

Second issue....My Skin(yes i know its lame....) Well i recently got sunburnt due to CCA activities and maybe its due to the fact dat i have been facing the stupid same sun on de same stupid sunny island for consecutively 2 days, de sunburnt has gotten far worse than how an egg got fried in 123454321 degree celcius. Yes its dat bad.. my nose is peeling lyk f*k and i cant do anything abt it but.... peel banana, peel peel banana~~.... lol. Now i look dam ugly.... wif white spots on visible sides of my face... OhhMiiGoddz!.... fck i am so gonna try get myself a tan n get dat dark skin bak or i will forever stay dat ugly lyk a leopard wif white spots. Anywayz i admit dat im ugly even wifout those atrociously goring marks on my face budden they onli make it worse. I would be better off being the Beast in Beauty and the Beast.. Nonono im not dat 'frog-created-alike' beast hu got turned into a *tooooooooooot*-ing prince after he got kissed. I am de Lord Of The Beast... yuck.. makes me sound so evil n not-pleasuring to de eye.

Third. My CCA. Well my batch of ppl have been slacking since godknowswhen. N soon the holidays came, we went bak in action, onli to find out dat we s-u-c-k. Sec 1s can do better than us, must have been on steroids.... hahax. Well dat was juz kidding... they were good.. and i can 100% guarantee dat they r not on drugs lyk how i mentioned it up there. NCC do not do drugs... yes n i dunt either... so stop wondering. Well i think some could realli be coz they're skills got rusty... and i dun know if mine is... but for every1, its abt synchro. We march lyk crap, bang lyk bird-shit.. wad can we do... brush up lo. Well life is forever so demanding.... after u attained dis, u needa attain that, den sooner or later, u will die b4 u even get to anything. Those hu agree pls breathe. Thank you. Anywayz bak to the point. Thus... ONE MORE training was scheduled... dedicated to just us, the sec 2s... so touching rite. Well i dun deny the seniors r doing their best to keep us on the grade but on the other edge of the point, its another day of more suffering, more pain, more agony and finally, more sunburning. To put it on the bright side, we still can learn more things, and as the ancients say it...:" Grow a mole, grow a wisdom." Get dat in chinese n u will know wad i mean. Well i think i reached the end of this blog coz my brain is doing 2 much activities now and its gonna blow any time. So... Ciao.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
YAY
Monday, December 12, 2005 5:04 PM
YO! Its me again! Yep... u guessed it, or maybe u didnt..WAIT WAIT WAIT.... u did u did.... oh.. its not u ar... paiseh... anywayz lets get bak to the point... Finally i got a special request.... from Alvin. From wad i think he got the inspiration from the last post, the title he gave was.... The 20 Rulez to Abide when BBQ-ing. Kinda catchy... aint it? Well lets get on wif it...

20 Rulez of BBQ-ing....
1. Never ever wear too elegant or expensive clothes. U will never know when the "amiable-looking" ppl arnd u would juz spring out of the nowhere n carry u to the pool. Nuff said.
2. Never do too much work in the BBQ part, instead, give urself 5 minute gaps to go catch a glimpse of the tv b4 u return to BBQ... most prolly wads on is Fann Wong n Christopher Lee kissing n... i dun wanna carry on bout it. M18 contents.
3. Alwayz go easy on the butter. Some things juz LOVE to spring out of the blue. For instance, an extra supply of 50 sticks of satay, 40 chicken wings, 30 chicken drumsticks, 20 sausages, 10 corns. I'm dead sure dat u will need the tube of butter for those. So realli go easy on em... they're juz harmless butter.... Blah.. hehe.
4. Never set ur BBQ pit under shelter. Trust me, u dun wanna see ppl's faces "blooming" out of all dat foggey smoke.They will give u a scare dat overpowers samara's.
5. Alwayz get urself a manual fan of 5 windpower or an electrical fan wif 3 windpower. Fires do not die then... they die... Another Day. Haha.
6. Never get urself too many helpers. Hu knows, 1 guy might juz pop out n scare every1, and the next second, every1 starts falling lyk dominos around de BBQ pit and 1 would realli hate to see dat a BBQ pit is gonna land on him.
7. Alwayz bring a handfone. Ur mom might call u bak for dinner as theres sharksfin soup, courtesy of ur neighbours hu juz struck it rich. Dun believe? go check on em now.
8. Never EVER bring some1 along. Y'know food is not meant to be shared among too many ppl, i guarantee u will need the sharksfin soup after the BBQ. (refer to the top)
9. Never glare far away into the next BBQ area.(some ppl do dis when smoke get into their eyes) Well, if u want, glare upwards or downwards, coz u might never know hu is ur 'neighbouring occupant'. Golden-haired, dragon/tiger tattooed, scorpion-chained-neck person wif a BIG mohawk on his head..? Perhaps so.
10. Alwayz go for the food below the plate. Common sense, the bottomest ones r the least-hottest, yet are kept warm by the ones burying it. In other words, its the cream of the crop.
11. Alwayz make a big fire, and of course control it. U can BBQ alot of food this way and save more fire starters. As ppl say it, its always best to be BUDGET abit... haha.
12. Never bring ur games to chalets.(eg. PSP) Trust me.(i know i say dat alot... but u have to.) Coz prolly u would be playing hide-n-seek wif ur frens... n sure enuf moments later, ur PSP will play hide-n-seek wif u and both u n UR MOM wont lyk it.
13. Alwayz bring ur own VCDs to provide entertainment... MediaCorp cant be trusted to give pleasure to kids nowadays...
14. Never rush into things.(Nononono dun think dat way....) Some things might be undone and u wont wanna eat burnt/undercooked food, do u.
15. Alwayz bring urself spare clothes. U might need em... a water bomb could fly from thin air into existence right into ur face. Yes... S-P-L-A-T.
16. Never fall out wif ppl on BBQs. Everything would taste bad. Nope.. not cos of bitter relationship, coz the food would prolly be burnt while both of u lauch fireballs at each other.
17. Take a hike. Not on the mountain. Try cooking 20 sticks of satay in the same time. Consumers r always very demanding =P
18. Alwayz put a little bit of everything in the pit... U wont wanna eat 20 sausages ONLY.... u would puke b4 u finish the 10th 1.
19. Always invite me to ur BBQ, or else i will terrorise ur hse. No sharksfin for u ^^.
20. Always bring me a osim chair, a glass of iced lemon tea n 1 big plasma 42 inch tv, or i will still terrorise ur hse. Customer is always right... rmb ?

Well im finally done wif dis blog post.... gawd it took me ages to think of the rules... so appreciate. ^^. Now im off to take a rest. Cya

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
woooh
Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:32 AM
YAY YAY HIP HIP HURRAY MY 30TH POST FINALLY LEH. Lolx lame... So long liao still no1 wan gimme inspiration for a new post... sooner or later im gonna die of blog emptiness.... Well heres a stupid post ..... Introducing... The Guide To....
The Do's and Dont's When Ur In A Banquet or Buffet...

Do's
1. Do eat as much as u can, kia su abit, bring a paper bag to tah pao.
2. Do enjoy urself and take wad ur plate can hold, if possible, form a pyramid of food.(buffet)
3. Do bring afew 'Slim Trim' pills... u will need it in such occasions.... believe me.
4. Do wear looser clothes when ur going there. The looser the better, coz u can eat more. But be cautioned if ur a gal... dun wear it too loose or u will be the 1 eaten instead...(tofu).
5. Do take the first innitiative unless ur parents(for children) forbade u to.
6. Do bring a big bag, claim it to carry all ur necessities but use it for storage if ur paper bag doesnt hold.
7. Do be generous on the aluminium foil, its worthed de food, im sure of it.
8. Do be choosy abt wad ur gonna pick, since it is gonna go into ur mouth, it has to die in a beautiful shape.(applies on both but more on buffets)
9. Do finish ur drink as soon as possible, anywayz, theres a free flow of it.
10. Lastly, Do eat onli the best and ignore the others(e.g beehoon) coz u cant possible contain the whole meal in ur stomach... and leave space for desserts, possibly ask ur siblings if they r full to get extra dessert.

Dont's
1. Dont pick a fite when snatching for food, coz u would oni end up getting kicked out of the meal n u DO NOT stand to gain at all.
2. Dont wear horizontally striped clothes cuz its gonna make u look fat, ppl would comment on tat n u will be forced to eat lesser.
3. Dont pick up food dat u dropped. It makes u look bad infront of every1.. or worse if u 'tah pao' infront of every1. 1 sentence: Everything has to be slick and clean, no evidence.
4. Dont offend ur elders, especially the grandparents' generation cuz ur bound to get an earful from ur parents. If its too late coz u did it juz now, do not mind ur table manners, eat up everything dat u can. 3 words... show no mercy.
5. Dont always burst into the first dish and GOBBLE em. Instead, carry a load to ur plate and have em slowly, no1's gonna rush u and its not lyk ur unable to finish it b4 de deserts.
6. Dont break ur cup or drop ur utensils. They take time to be replaced n u wont wanna miss any of those free drinks or food.
7. Dont ever stuff the table cloth on ur collar, makes u look retarded.
8. Dont try to make too much a mess on ur plate, food always tastes good on clean plates. If need be, change a new plate, preferably ur younger sibs, coz they hold not much power against u.
9. Dont hesitate to talk to ppl u know at the banquet/buffet. U know they might not be able to finish everything, offer ur kind heart. But in cases where they have a full table or even half table full of fat ppl, save ur saliva.
10. Dont stop to look at the bride/groom(applies to banquets) and continue eating. Only make a quick stand to take pics wif em and hurry bak to ur seat to finish wads undone.

Okay i guess dats all.... 20 rules to abide, each wif its own uniqueness... juz memorise em, it will do u much good.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
limpei nothing to do
Thursday, December 08, 2005 6:09 PM
Aiya sian nothing to do.... -Current Song--- Ji Pa Ban- Well basically its a hokkien song.... the title when directly translated its called "A Million Dollars". Its bout dis guy singing abt wad he would do if he had 1 mil dollars....Well i dunno much bout wad hes gonna do wif it budden i have my views for it.......... here it goes.....

If i had 1 million dollars.... i would...
1. go on a freaking hella fast journey on a jet plane or private chopper
2. buy a big unit in a condo and play soccer in it, wif the process of destroying the whole building together wif the ppl living in it.
3. get myself golden eggs.
4. swim in cash.... lyk wad ppl do in mountains of 5 cent coins.
5. buy myself an automobile wif high tech upgrades.
6. buy down the whole singapore....

Well lyk as if its gonna happen... u know its even difficult to do my first request. Pardon me for these non-lung/stomach tickling post... u know... its at night and i am thoroughly wasted after the chalet.... Wad im trying to say is dat.... my humor nerve has been pwned.... Well juz now i saw ru hua from zong yi zui ai xian.... Er xin lyk wad sia go shove her fingers in btween a celebrity's toes and den took a whiff of her fingers, and saying dat it smells nice. Not wanting to bitch bout it due to my severe fatigue, i decided to let it pass... Afterall 2day the post i making is already pwned from head to the cells in my soles. So i decided......... to end dis post here lolx

1 more thing.... no 1 missed me during my stay at the chalet T_T. How heart-breaking, ass-wrenching, stomach-squeezing, liver-crashing it is for me to see de fact dat im not being remorsefully missed T_T. *sobx sobx*

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle

everything juz went fcked up since i left my comp for mere 2 days
3:34 AM
Since i left dis comp for 2 days, it has turned more of a disaster than wad i thought it would become.... well wad could happen to ur comp if its not being "touched on" for juz 2 days.... mine turned laggy lyk mad.... oh well... dunno y.

*wonders* did ne 1 miss me? Will appreciate if sum1 does n tell me in my tagboard lol... haha. Well the whole chalet was almost lyk a big calamity in disguise. Starting wif the first day, everything looks well at first..... den out of everything, i 4got to bring my things 4 my CCA since its on the day we check out of the chalet. Dats bad... i have to wait for the bloody lift to reach 11 more lvls up n 11 more lvls down .... Well.. Alvin forgot his keys at my hse(my frens gathered at my hse b4 setting off) and imagine the look on his face is his key is 12321 metres away from his hand, pocket, wadeva. Well bak to the point. After that, when we thought things couldnt be any worse... well we got it right.... we were actually asked to carry stuff... bud due to the delay in appliance to my forgetfulness, a strong guy took it for us... how sweet.... hahahax. Well we got lost at the chalet eventually and after minutes of exploring around, we found JM walking towards us... Room no. is revealed.... WOOOH no more big f*cking load to carry and AIRCON! watooooh.<> We went there and wifin afew mins, we immediately setted off for the field to play soccer, yippee! But it turned out to be a bad thing for me....

-At The Field-
My friends were passing the ball around when finally i saw my very opportunity to strike the ball, but to my demise, my toenail broke immediately upon contact wif the ball... Well i bled and NOT cried.. I went bak to the chalet wif a help from my fren and cleansed my wound wif wet tissue and i immediately trimmed the affected areas wif.... MINI-CLIPS! no... not miniclip.com... but mini fingernail clipper... lolx. After much struggle wif the mini-clip, finally i finished trimming it and went out of the freaking toilet. Well guess wad, another fren of mine was gonna get himself lunch and me being a greedy ass, pleaded him to help me order food... typical S'porean.... hahax. Soon after, Lunch..., is served... Well i practically gobbled em up fast as i did not had any kaya n toast n kopi. Guess wads next... i forgot... oh i think my frens came bak and we played "Monkey" in the chalet... wif all our mindsets in aim to get the f*cking TV set off the rack on top.... nah.. jk hahax. Well it started off welll till i got totally cordoned off by the Monkey herself..... i was stuck. Yes, stuck as in being unable to do anything at all, thus i hid behind the curtain n stuffed out my head to watch the TV. Eventually she left lah.... den i regaine my freedom. And after a long while, Sponge Bob Square Pants came into view... being a fantastic fan of SBSP, i pounced on the bed, pronto. In de end we left b4 it finished and for a reason.... wich i forgot.... hahahaax. Sorry lah.... ask Alvin/JM for D-tails. hehe. Well bla bla bla n stuff well lets juz get on to the nxt day.

-The Next Day-
All i know i slept a lil while there, juz 2 find out dat we had to leave for soccer... again. Well dats practically our onli source of fun n its not quite bad afterall. Played afew shots, changed posts, bla bla bla so on n forth. den it was time for SWIMMING! It was crazy, but fun, yet at the same time again, inferiority overwhelmed my puny cowardly brain.... As u see.. i onli got bronze for swimming leh. Well nvm dat, but i came out wif something good to do in there. Hold ur breath. lolx. Den later on i went lyk ...." Clement, Guess wad.." *SPLASH! SPOOOLF! SPLUTTER! SPLOT!* lolx i guess u know wad it means. Den its lunch.... and further on, dinner... both at.... Food Court -.-//..... AND I FOUND OUT U DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE CHINCHOW WIF THE ICED LONGANS! WASTED 50 CENTS!!! Well... i rmbed sumtin.... i sorta wasted my right ankle while playing... goddammit.... Thus, the nxt day, i had no choice but to forego my CCA as i cant even freaking let anything touch my ankle or i would fly to the sky screaming FCKING KNN HELLA PAIN. And i had to forfeit soccer games later on.... sianz.

Well i guess dats abt all for 2day.... cyazzzz... -Tell me u missed me during the 2 days.... Leave a tag- hehex

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gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
Monday, December 05, 2005 11:13 AM
Well 2day is my last post till 2 days later... Dun miss me hor! *sobx sobx* Dun worry de.. i will bring bak goodies!!!!..... i try to think of themes during my time at the chalet..... dat is... if i have the time ^^.... lol. Lyk as if any1 is gonna miss me... unless maybe i go for a month den maybe, just MAYBE sum1 will miss my crappiness

Well wads on 2day's line of life..... lets c... my hia di is still full of crap abt Chen Guan Xi... dun believe? go see her blog few latest posts.... Well wads more... oh yea rite i tried making a WC map wif Warcraft Map Editor.... Legal product de privilege ^^ haha. Well all was going fine till i got stuck at how to change the mode from melee to TD mode... well deres basically where i cocked up. I tried playing it and guess wad.... the person hu SUPPOSED to be my ally, at the start, FINISHED me off... pro rite? All i know is dat i make de map nice nice liao the Mode Of Play ruined everything lah. Also found out Rakion was quite fun... xcept for the "KN*CC* U *SSHOLE BACKSTAB ME...K*NILAO*U!" and the continous, never-seem-to-stop pwning of ME, wif thanks to all the pros out there. -Current song played : Dragostea Din Tei- NUMA NUMA IEI! lol haha. Speaking of which, i even took out the time to master the numa numa dance at newgrounds.com. Well it didnt turn out well either... i forgot many moves... haha. OH right! its the "representative song" for Chicken Little... right?? N i think its name is quite smeared.... courtesy of a blogger... hehe go find dat out urself.

Nxt in line... hmmm...... oh right i still have to bring my uniform n PT kit to the chalet too... it juz coincidentally slided past wif my schedule table for NCC training.... [Note: SLIDED PAST not CRASHED, BANG, KABOOM, KALABASHIBOOM... or wadeva dat is.] well dats more load for me.... OHMYFU**ING GOSH! now Red Star Big Award is on leh.... my hia di commented bout Mark Lee's complaints abt putting his name at the bak... Well lets see if his name is even able to be placed at the tail of the list... lolx. No... im not cursing him... juz a casual remark... hahax .....Oh my son of a b*tch wad dde fcking hell in a big urn of a dead man's scorched ashes! ITS DAT F*CKING DERRICK FROM DAT WADEVA WADEVA SHOW. Well know y i curse him dis much? see the below SHORT conversation...

Sister: *sudden shout* aaah! jue dui superstar! Chanel Sugie Leon William!! aaah.

Me: siao.....

Sister: *sudden SCREECH* AAAH DERRICK! *rolls the chair dat she sit on to the telephone* DERRICK LEH!!!..

-The End-

Im utterly disgusted by her "gesture"... its lyk... WADS DE BIG F*CK ABT HIM! Conclusion : My sis's excitment and her way of expressing it at the cost of my ear drums. Well i got it sorted out and i countered her wif .....

Me: *Bigger Screech* AAAAAAAAH!!! HUI GE!

Yes. Lol. Deres nuthin rong abt him wad.... juz a tad too short... budden hu cares, as long as hes good. That is wad i call Shi Li Pai... along wif mark lee, jack neo.... yea. Well i shall be off to recuperate as my ear drums were severely bombastically dmged by my sister's voice.

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gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
monsters on tv pai hang bang.
Saturday, December 03, 2005 8:39 AM
Now its time for the Monsters On Tv Pai Hang Bang! yes! it is the first full version of all scary monsters rankings in all of Singapore within my 14 yrs of life! So now lets get started and get the ball rolling! wadeva it is. Note: I dun realli have everything in here so it might need sum updating from others... ya?
Ranking has been assorted from the least scariest to the scariest... lvls have been given according to its "evil aura voltage"
1. Hippo & Friends - Lv 10 -- singapore oldies... and i realli mean OLDIES. Well juz a typical Barney type of show.---EAV : 21
2. Humphrey Bear - Lv 14 -- his mate's terrible singing aside, dis guy is juz a stupid muted bear. Yes... doesnt roar either.. Recommended to cultivate idiots. ---EAV : 38
3. Sesame Street - Lv 21 -- Humongous yellow talking bird. Unidentified species... Red talking matured sounding freak... A monster hu treats almost anything as cookies n eats it up. Horrendous. ---EAV : 43
4. Teletubbies - Lv 28 -- 4 scaryfuckfaces + 1 babyface sun. simple yet outrageous. typical "singaporean" as they speak in broken sentences. pathetic yet quite lethal if u know how to manipulate it. ---EAV : 57
5. Tweenies - Lv 32 -- afew scary monsters... not much info bout them coz i sorta forgotten it but heres my hia di's quote for it. Hia di : some maggie mee haired monsters who speak human language and pronounces polar bears as POLLIE BEARS and lives in the retro era. got it? good. ---EAV : 66
6. Barney - Lv 35 -- a big purple dinosaur. scared the fck outta me when it seems to be played for over 2 hrs duration when the actual thing is onli 30 mins. Well... similar to Hippo & Friends but wif a touch of lethalness. ---EAV : 70
7. Un-named - Lv ?? -- Erm not much info bout this but all the memories i had abt them is that they actually ruined my appetite for lunch wif their shaking beerbellies, MI-MI-YANS and their white faces(not implying on gigolos ar..). Well its scary, dats all. ---EAV : 99?

Well dats all for now.. cya all next time... and if any1 has the name for the last monster please put it up in my tag. Efforts appreciated.

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gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
Friday, December 02, 2005 1:06 PM
Nothing much... juz got inspired by my hia di the post.... she was more of lyk... far from normal now... "Attention all residents of Singapore, due to a certain Chen Guan Xi freak, please refrain from saying his name! You have been warned!!! The sudden request for your co-operation had been hasty, but for all your safety's sake. We apologise for the inconvenience caused." There n that. I think it has been made clear that our country has been under siege due to a movie star fan, thus i urge every1 to abide the announcement and good luck to any1 who did not make it to hear this announcement. Thank You.

The above stated was juz a joke.... bud do not say it infront of his "loyal Singaporean fan" or she might arm herself wif a butcher knife, pursuing u to hand over Edison Chen. Who knows... ur head could be gone the next day if ur not cautious enuff... hahax. Well check bak for more updates coming up.... and CHICKEN LITTLE IS OUT!!! Oh and posts would not be published during the period of 5th and 6th dec. Class chalet... how could i ever bring my laggy self to actually say the heart-breaking, earth-shaking, human-terrifying and death-defying.... "No"!
hahahahax... dat was good eh? well dats all folks. Remember... im open to all topics rated from G to O50.... not including m18 or r21 topics... simply tag my board to request for my *golden words, phrases and sentences*. hehex

Signing off-
gaara569
aka ZeTurtle

6:24 AM
Ah finally bak from NCC training.... 2 more to go.... ^^. And i think i got sunburnt...somehow. Well i guess i will write abt the everyday life of me.....SIANX... yea u know it i know it... DEN Y DUN U FREAKING TAG SUMTIN ON MY BLOG ABT WAD TOPIC TO WRITE ABT!!! well... jk.. i will try to back myself up wif more ideas since no1 seems to be supportive of -audience request- topics.... oh well, bak to the point. To the reason y i got sunburnt i think it was caused by standin 2 long in the sun...DUH but standing in the sun guiding my fellow juniors how to fly plane..... or rather help guiding.

I know its abit 2 late to talk abt yesterday's events. Well all i can say is dat i got badly trashed in DOTA and my fren was lyk yelling at me for camping n not helping him. Actually me is becoz i everytime chiongster i cfm+guarantee no backup and wifin secs i kiao. Other than dat... i still wanna comment bout sumtin.. well i found out some of my frens' blogs sounded sad n depressed. Not gonna mention the names of the ppl as respect for them, i still have this irresisting urge to tell dis to every1. Though i cant help much wif anything, but my listening ear will always be there. I dun mind listening to ur miseries everyday if it seems to make u feel better, and i learnt from a certain sum1 dat cooping everything up in ur heart, mind, soul.... OOPS not soul.... i think until yoga there liao... =X.. well basically cooping things up in ur heart wont do u any good, neither does the situation would stay the same. I dun believe i would ever say this again but... Be Optimistic yea? Not all things are unsolvable, as long as u put ur mind to it, wif afew frens *coughs coughs*... haha yea... and the door to the answer would be opened for u. Though it may sound impossible if ur on bad terms wif ur frens, but as long as the friendship is still there, ur not being forgotten....Maybe opening ur hearts out to ur frens might seem lyk ur losing ur privacy, budden afterall they're still ur nearly 2 yr( or could be any period above 1 yrs) buddies liao, wads there to be shy or afraid of.

U might think i know nothing, well indeed i dun know nething, bud i know 1 thing.... Friends hu still keep their friendship wif u means they still cherish the friendship u have wif them even if ur on bad terms. Guess i have said my piece...... Dun be shy, worried.... even if its sum1 i don know, u can still feel free to tell me bout anything... other than a good listening ear, i still have a tight mouth and i guess i should know whether to blurt out something or not. U might wanna email to me at..... nutcase_rawks[at]hotmail.com.
Well dats all for now...

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle.
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
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