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Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:04 PM
hallo every1..... 2day, had been tiring..., followed Dehong to buy stuff = =..... from 4 to 5+.... from TM move to CS, den BACK to TM...den to Cheers, lol. But at least theres a reward to it, i saw Guo Mei Mei at TM entrance there.... wo bu pa bu pa la~~ lol. No doubt shes cute, tho taller than both me and de hong, juz tat she needs sum fat intake... abit too skinny. Well, its onli normal dat women wanna be skinny, but this is abit too over. But still, im unrelentlessly unhappy abt the fact that shes still taller amongst the 3 of us. U see the tv like short short de, u go see real person, as if shes using Black King Bar liddat, suddenly so tall. Could be the high heels shes wearing tho.... And 1 thing, SHES HYPERACTIVE. lolx. The hair... reminds me of Quan Yi Feng, and Miss Poh, my ss teacher, hu juz gotten her hair red as well and has a striking resemblance to Quan Yi Feng... SOOO RED.

Also recently, sumtin has caught the attention of almost all ppl, big small fat thin dark white hairy hairless disabled abled and the extraordinary. Theres this girl rumoured to be from NYP hu got herself on the big screen while having sex intercourse wif her boifren. Tho it sounds dirty, but it has also caught my mom's attention..... She told me not to take such explicit vids or fotos and upload it to the net.. Y would i even wanna do dat= =. However she has my sympathy(yes im a samaritan = =), for the cause dat every1 is busy looking for dat video wich was uploaded on the net and no one f*-cking cares abt hows shes doin now. Or even, her closely related family n cliques. But still, this sympathy for her could be abit redundant. Who would be so stupid to take down the whole intercourse in a 3G fone? Its lyk so lame la... but, not leaving out the other possibilities, she might be forced into such stuff, preferably for oneself's own pervertic pleasure or needs. Even so, getting it down on a fone is still so rong.... huever thot of it either.... 1) harbours the thot of selling it in vcd format, 2) already planned and intended to upload it to the net, or 3) hes plain crazy. Some may have noticed dat i have been contradicting myself again and again... Well, this could be juz sum debate activities happening in my mind... i guess. To any other underaged girls n boys, i beseech u all to heed my advice n not get urself into underaged sex, be it tht u have safety precautionary items or not. Coz even the slightest of all safetyprecautionary items could go rong and haywire anytime. The consequences r wad u will bear, and wad which is TOO MUCH for u to bear. Trust me. Not that i did it and regretted it HOR.... dont wander off from the straight road. All the best to the victim, the director, the editor and... most prolly the male lead. U will need it....

Lastly, another thing to add to the TM issue. I found out from my makeshift survey, for every escalator u take, be it going up or down, u will bound to find at least 2 chio bus on the other side. Note: It was during abt 3-5pm. Hehez..... i guess guys shud know when to "camp" and "Fire In The Hole!" liao eh?... hope they get wad i mean =P

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
Monday, February 27, 2006 2:58 PM
Im bak! hmmm 2day had been a fine day... no doubt.... went out wif kevin, my pri sch fren. Went to Chinatown... wad else can we be looking for... OF COURSE CHIO BU LAH! =X.... jk jk... we were in scavenge of some anime products.. kinda fruitful for him, budden i went home 2 hand empty. Only my stomache was full. =XX... First time i had Long John Silver... kinda marvelous, the food, i must say.... well dun take my words for real, coz wadeva dat is edible tastes nice to me, well except vegetables... and tofu.... HEY! im a GENTLEman ok....hehe... Ehh well soon after that we went to participate in the "big" walk. Eventually we stopped at the lan centre and not being able to resist the alluring beauty of the big banner showing "Battle Net", we went in and had a great time. CS-ing was wad i did, since i didnt had any chance to play it, thus i had to reminscence of de "feel".. haha. Of course after that we went on seperate ways, me on the road bak to Pasir Ris and him, to Yishun. Bla bla bla... the trip was f-*king long.... afew crazy doodads... a cute lil chubby kid... and a chio bu... OMFG DID I JUZ MENTION CHIO BU?!!?!!??!?!??... ok well i did = =. U know sum1 hu doesnt have himself attached to a lock yet often gets very high over such stuff... ya. Well both of us, and afew other ppl, were looking at the cute lil chubby hyperactive supermotive boi boi... in his failed attempts to jio an indian gal hu was a head above him. Kinda ridiculous but true love doesnt co-exist wif the difference of age.... AHhhhhh... lol jk jk dun get myself too drama or else i would start fantasising abt tong hua again. Well sad fact is dat she went off at the Kembangan stop.. Was tempted to follow u know.... well maybe not.. was rather eager to rush to Old Chang Kee to fill up my paunch. Well yes= = i do have a paunch. small 1 la.... Y else im out of TAF. Ok, enuf of crap talk, heres the second section to the Chronicles of LinAhHia...... (note, there might be more than 3 epis.)

=====Chronicles Of LinAhHia Episode 2=====
During the last episode... we all were familiar wif how bad a situation Bobby was in.. and his discovery of sumtin awfully shiny coming from the store room.......
Following the shimmering lights of the unknown, Bobby, in his pathetic wheelchair(due to overexerted pressure on both his legs), got himself into the storeroom, once again to fufil his curiosity. To his utmost shock and surprise, there was this warddrobe. Nothing special... juz that...... IT IS F@%^@$^2KING PINK!!!!2$^@$^@$@%@!&%$!!! Bobby being aroused by the magnificently PINK-painted warddrobe, decided to take a look, onli to his despair when a familiarly loud striking voice was heard....
"AH BOI AR!!!! COME DOWN EAT UR DINNER, FASTER, LATER DO UR HW OR ELSE I CANE U!!!"
As though being controlled by dat awful noise, Bobby forced himself to leave the storeroom. Abit sad, he wheeled himself to the table, onli to be catapulted wif the curry potato by Mary and her UBERSUPERPOWERFUL spoon. Once again, this was not being eye-witnessed by her parents, thus, Bobby juz had to shut the hell up and quit whining. Dinner was a long one.... especially when ur sister despises u and shoots u wif curry potato bits everytime u and ur parents r looking at the tv wich was showing Fear Factor. After the heartpiercing, fleshgnawing, buttwrenching, faceconstipating dinner, Bobby went bak to his lil world and edited his Friendster profile, adding in afew more tong hua-related verses and getting all emo. At this point of time, midnight struck and even before he knew it, he was on the verge of completing his profile. Disturbed by a seemingly attention-catching ray of light, he was once again aroused. Moving along the corridor to the storeroom, his heart palpitated furiously. Soon, he reached the storeroom and wif much effort, he pulled the door and got all emo, grabbed his knife and started slittin his arm.. ok maybe not. He opened the warddrobe door..... Bobby soon ffound himself weightless and imbued in light, he felt himself flying at ultra fast speed, faster than Panadol Actifast.... and.... he bak chiu(eyes) tio whack by tree branch and fainted = =.

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Well dats the end of Episode 2.. hope u guys like it... off to fantasize abt the chio bu now....... AHHhhhhhhhhh..... lol.... cya

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
Sunday, February 26, 2006 7:59 AM
-NOTE: New Segment Is Out... Its Called The Movie Parody Slots!-

Yep.... now dat u have seen it... its out NOW... i know i have been quite inactive... thus i created this segment to somehow give me a boost on wad to blog on. Life gets boring if u dun see my blog ya?.... haha jk.... Well basically this new segment is about the "NG Scenes" or the "SG version" of the movies shown abt 1 yrs bak, or could be recent. To get things started for the first movie... or rather its first episode, let me give u an intro on the movie.. the Chronicles Of Narnia.. Dun be mistaken... im not going to tell abt the same old boring story wich u can actually find on DVD or even on the web. Do u know... or at least for the hokkiens... if u slowly say Narnia in hokkien slang it sounds like LinAhhhhhHiaa? lol. Ya it means brother... Thus this went past my mind and i decided to make my self-directed movie secction of this movie.. ZeTurtle.Co Presents......

==== The Chronicles Of LinAhHia, The Gay The Bitch and The Wardrobe ====

Long long ago...ok maybe not dat long ago.. There was this brother of a little girl...... and dat little girl, named Mary, utterly despises her ah hia, Bobby for being such a sissy, as his world was all about fairytales(tong hua) and he is a twit. Mary being an anti-twit, loves dissing her pathetic brother.. Well Bobby aint quite happy about it and was continuously complaining to his mama n papa. But being a traditional chinese wif a -di di kur-(straight) mindset, they wasnt quite convinced dat such delicate young pretty elegant head-dropping saliva-dripping little girl would do such stuff... thus, Bobby had to live in agony.... In school, too, he was being "tau pokd"(rugby style of piling) by his 2 frens, each namely Alan and David. Now dun think 2 ppl aint worth too big a deal.. Alan and David have beta records and were constantly being approached by the Ministry Of Health to f**king lose some weight. In actual fact, they each weigh 85 and 90kg respectively. Once again i would like to remind every1 dat Bobby is an underweight
boy of 35kg and onli 155 cm in height. Kinda pathetic... lol. Basically Bobby had loathed the fact that he has to go to school on every of the 5 f***kin days.. but for the sake of his curiosity and love for studies, he was willing to peservere. His courage knows no bounds, yet even so, his will to surive does.... Soon he started slacking and ponteng-ing sch.. Then 1 day.... he found sumtin shiny emitting from the large storeroom.....

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to be continued lol... check out for the next episode.

Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Jigoku. Shoujo.|
quick update
Sunday, February 19, 2006 3:33 PM
Kinda late now.... apologise for the recent inactivity of my blog.... didnt feel like doing so... They are of the following lame reasons:
1) hearts in a mess(dun ask)
2) life is fucked up(dun expect me to answer ne questions)
3) stress n hw both building up(nuff said)
4) couldnt rmb wad i wanted to type everytime i came up to blogger homepage. = =

Well basically after i sorted everything out and if i have the spare time i will blog again.... expect to hear from this blog in abt a week or so, sorry for the inconvenience caused. Your co-operation will be gladly accepted and i apologise again for my ignorance of this rotting blog .. lolx
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