Allo every1~! paiseh too long nv update again... aiya the usuals... hw.. U know, as common as it seems, homework means work done at home, right? But! butbutbutbutbutBUT! Having a pyramid-looking kinda homework pile for ur ONE WEEK holiday, stressing on the ONE WEEK, is abit too insane and not at all normal. Even so, i might be able to finish it, but many random factors always would be sure to arrive anywhere and strike u where it hurts most. first 3 days, Mon, Tues, Wed, i have to go for Gold Wing Course. Imagine waking up every day at 5.10 am for 3 days and coming bak home onli at 3. Worse still, u would face a gigantic pyramid of papers at ur doorstep greeting u as if it was ur dog. Dats y i have reached this conclusion that Homework union CCA = Z-E-R-O. They dont mix well, not like peanut butter and kaya or kaya and jam(ok obviously they dont mix)... I predict an evil aura lurking around in the near future... Oh well, as the chinese say it, boat come to the bridge confirm auto straight. Hmm.. ya sumtin liddat. Anywayz presenting.....
---Chronicles Of LinAhHia Eps 3---
in the last episode, we read that Bobby was being sucked in by the cupboard, whacked by a tree and got himself blacked out... will our hero be able to survive dat HUMONGOUS blow?... watch on....
Still blinded by the direct hit in the eye, Bobby slowly managed himself to stand erected(no m18 contents pls) and walked afew steps forward and being as clumsy as ever, he unfortunately stumbled upon a tree root, flew straight into a tree and, yes AGAIN slammed himself against a tree branch. He yelled out a scream of agony and acute pain, not knowing that he was in the dark woods and dat particular yell awakened the grumbly troll(haveta make it fairytale like mah...) who was in his deep slumber. In response to the yell, the troll growled and shook the earth below Bobby, thus making him fall on his butt. Bobby rubbed his eyes consistently till his vision was clear. But he wish he was blind. This seemed more like a nightmare than a dream come true of sum sort. Soon after, he got himself up again, onli to be pursued by the troll who was holding his uber gigantic spiked club. Bobby was petrified, but good old clumsy Bobby did it again, he fell down. But to his surprise, the troll was clumsier. It tripped onto Bobby, flew against a huge boulder, smacked his face straight at the boulder and fell on its head. Bobby, hu thought it is finally over, was once again dumbstruck. His 2 friends, Alan and David, were rushing towards him( dun ask me, he has super vision). Still, at the same time, Bobby felt relieved to find familiar ppl. Although he ran 5 steps towards their direction, he ran away immediately at sight of both of them. Alan was dressed like a ballerina and had a PURPLE furry crown on his head, how cute.... On the other hand, David dressed himself in a skimpy miniskirt and a tiny singlet which was gonna explode anytime. Juz think of their weight( u might wanna look bak at eps 1) and imagine. Practically, they r as petrifying as the troll, onli 2 times more. Bobby sprinted like a cheetah, onli to his disbelief dat he ran STRAIGHT INTO BOTH THEIR ARMS. He din know wad happened, but sumhow the forest seemed to lead him bak to the both of them. Suffocating under their muscular, or rather flabbily meaty grasp, he grabbed out for air and he was getting all sweaty. Clever Bobby den picked a branch wif his foot and shot it straight at David's -censored- and immediately landing him in enormous pain. Alan hu was still immersed in "giving his warmth and love" to Bobby, continued grasping his neck while he tried to use his arms to break free. But due to the fats that Alan accumulated, his struggle was to no avail as all his punches ended up bouncing bak at him. Being at his wits end, he was already feeling hopeless and relaxed as he waited calmly to be suffocated to death. Alan finally got tired of hugging and let go of Bobby, leaving him lying near-motionlessly on the ground. Reaching out for air, Bobby hoped he was dreaming. But reality was cruel, he pinched himself, and it hurt. When he looked bak, Alan and David were already standing as tall as the Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower. Daunted by the 2 giants, will our young hero get psychoed, or would he manage to survive all these ordeals and achieve ultimate PINKISM?.... stay tuned.
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..... Ok dat is the last of eps 3, look forward to eps 4 as our young hero continues to suffer, all for the pleasure of the masses, lol.
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
---Chronicles Of LinAhHia Eps 3---
in the last episode, we read that Bobby was being sucked in by the cupboard, whacked by a tree and got himself blacked out... will our hero be able to survive dat HUMONGOUS blow?... watch on....
Still blinded by the direct hit in the eye, Bobby slowly managed himself to stand erected(no m18 contents pls) and walked afew steps forward and being as clumsy as ever, he unfortunately stumbled upon a tree root, flew straight into a tree and, yes AGAIN slammed himself against a tree branch. He yelled out a scream of agony and acute pain, not knowing that he was in the dark woods and dat particular yell awakened the grumbly troll(haveta make it fairytale like mah...) who was in his deep slumber. In response to the yell, the troll growled and shook the earth below Bobby, thus making him fall on his butt. Bobby rubbed his eyes consistently till his vision was clear. But he wish he was blind. This seemed more like a nightmare than a dream come true of sum sort. Soon after, he got himself up again, onli to be pursued by the troll who was holding his uber gigantic spiked club. Bobby was petrified, but good old clumsy Bobby did it again, he fell down. But to his surprise, the troll was clumsier. It tripped onto Bobby, flew against a huge boulder, smacked his face straight at the boulder and fell on its head. Bobby, hu thought it is finally over, was once again dumbstruck. His 2 friends, Alan and David, were rushing towards him( dun ask me, he has super vision). Still, at the same time, Bobby felt relieved to find familiar ppl. Although he ran 5 steps towards their direction, he ran away immediately at sight of both of them. Alan was dressed like a ballerina and had a PURPLE furry crown on his head, how cute.... On the other hand, David dressed himself in a skimpy miniskirt and a tiny singlet which was gonna explode anytime. Juz think of their weight( u might wanna look bak at eps 1) and imagine. Practically, they r as petrifying as the troll, onli 2 times more. Bobby sprinted like a cheetah, onli to his disbelief dat he ran STRAIGHT INTO BOTH THEIR ARMS. He din know wad happened, but sumhow the forest seemed to lead him bak to the both of them. Suffocating under their muscular, or rather flabbily meaty grasp, he grabbed out for air and he was getting all sweaty. Clever Bobby den picked a branch wif his foot and shot it straight at David's -censored- and immediately landing him in enormous pain. Alan hu was still immersed in "giving his warmth and love" to Bobby, continued grasping his neck while he tried to use his arms to break free. But due to the fats that Alan accumulated, his struggle was to no avail as all his punches ended up bouncing bak at him. Being at his wits end, he was already feeling hopeless and relaxed as he waited calmly to be suffocated to death. Alan finally got tired of hugging and let go of Bobby, leaving him lying near-motionlessly on the ground. Reaching out for air, Bobby hoped he was dreaming. But reality was cruel, he pinched himself, and it hurt. When he looked bak, Alan and David were already standing as tall as the Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower. Daunted by the 2 giants, will our young hero get psychoed, or would he manage to survive all these ordeals and achieve ultimate PINKISM?.... stay tuned.
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..... Ok dat is the last of eps 3, look forward to eps 4 as our young hero continues to suffer, all for the pleasure of the masses, lol.
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle