-NOTE: New Segment Is Out... Its Called The Movie Parody Slots!-
Yep.... now dat u have seen it... its out NOW... i know i have been quite inactive... thus i created this segment to somehow give me a boost on wad to blog on. Life gets boring if u dun see my blog ya?.... haha jk.... Well basically this new segment is about the "NG Scenes" or the "SG version" of the movies shown abt 1 yrs bak, or could be recent. To get things started for the first movie... or rather its first episode, let me give u an intro on the movie.. the Chronicles Of Narnia.. Dun be mistaken... im not going to tell abt the same old boring story wich u can actually find on DVD or even on the web. Do u know... or at least for the hokkiens... if u slowly say Narnia in hokkien slang it sounds like LinAhhhhhHiaa? lol. Ya it means brother... Thus this went past my mind and i decided to make my self-directed movie secction of this movie.. ZeTurtle.Co Presents......
==== The Chronicles Of LinAhHia, The Gay The Bitch and The Wardrobe ====
Long long ago...ok maybe not dat long ago.. There was this brother of a little girl...... and dat little girl, named Mary, utterly despises her ah hia, Bobby for being such a sissy, as his world was all about fairytales(tong hua) and he is a twit. Mary being an anti-twit, loves dissing her pathetic brother.. Well Bobby aint quite happy about it and was continuously complaining to his mama n papa. But being a traditional chinese wif a -di di kur-(straight) mindset, they wasnt quite convinced dat such delicate young pretty elegant head-dropping saliva-dripping little girl would do such stuff... thus, Bobby had to live in agony.... In school, too, he was being "tau pokd"(rugby style of piling) by his 2 frens, each namely Alan and David. Now dun think 2 ppl aint worth too big a deal.. Alan and David have beta records and were constantly being approached by the Ministry Of Health to f**king lose some weight. In actual fact, they each weigh 85 and 90kg respectively. Once again i would like to remind every1 dat Bobby is an underweight
boy of 35kg and onli 155 cm in height. Kinda pathetic... lol. Basically Bobby had loathed the fact that he has to go to school on every of the 5 f***kin days.. but for the sake of his curiosity and love for studies, he was willing to peservere. His courage knows no bounds, yet even so, his will to surive does.... Soon he started slacking and ponteng-ing sch.. Then 1 day.... he found sumtin shiny emitting from the large storeroom.....
____________________________________________________________________
to be continued lol... check out for the next episode.
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Yep.... now dat u have seen it... its out NOW... i know i have been quite inactive... thus i created this segment to somehow give me a boost on wad to blog on. Life gets boring if u dun see my blog ya?.... haha jk.... Well basically this new segment is about the "NG Scenes" or the "SG version" of the movies shown abt 1 yrs bak, or could be recent. To get things started for the first movie... or rather its first episode, let me give u an intro on the movie.. the Chronicles Of Narnia.. Dun be mistaken... im not going to tell abt the same old boring story wich u can actually find on DVD or even on the web. Do u know... or at least for the hokkiens... if u slowly say Narnia in hokkien slang it sounds like LinAhhhhhHiaa? lol. Ya it means brother... Thus this went past my mind and i decided to make my self-directed movie secction of this movie.. ZeTurtle.Co Presents......
==== The Chronicles Of LinAhHia, The Gay The Bitch and The Wardrobe ====
Long long ago...ok maybe not dat long ago.. There was this brother of a little girl...... and dat little girl, named Mary, utterly despises her ah hia, Bobby for being such a sissy, as his world was all about fairytales(tong hua) and he is a twit. Mary being an anti-twit, loves dissing her pathetic brother.. Well Bobby aint quite happy about it and was continuously complaining to his mama n papa. But being a traditional chinese wif a -di di kur-(straight) mindset, they wasnt quite convinced dat such delicate young pretty elegant head-dropping saliva-dripping little girl would do such stuff... thus, Bobby had to live in agony.... In school, too, he was being "tau pokd"(rugby style of piling) by his 2 frens, each namely Alan and David. Now dun think 2 ppl aint worth too big a deal.. Alan and David have beta records and were constantly being approached by the Ministry Of Health to f**king lose some weight. In actual fact, they each weigh 85 and 90kg respectively. Once again i would like to remind every1 dat Bobby is an underweight
boy of 35kg and onli 155 cm in height. Kinda pathetic... lol. Basically Bobby had loathed the fact that he has to go to school on every of the 5 f***kin days.. but for the sake of his curiosity and love for studies, he was willing to peservere. His courage knows no bounds, yet even so, his will to surive does.... Soon he started slacking and ponteng-ing sch.. Then 1 day.... he found sumtin shiny emitting from the large storeroom.....
____________________________________________________________________
to be continued lol... check out for the next episode.
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle