YO! Its me again! Yep... u guessed it, or maybe u didnt..WAIT WAIT WAIT.... u did u did.... oh.. its not u ar... paiseh... anywayz lets get bak to the point... Finally i got a special request.... from Alvin. From wad i think he got the inspiration from the last post, the title he gave was.... The 20 Rulez to Abide when BBQ-ing. Kinda catchy... aint it? Well lets get on wif it...
20 Rulez of BBQ-ing....
1. Never ever wear too elegant or expensive clothes. U will never know when the "amiable-looking" ppl arnd u would juz spring out of the nowhere n carry u to the pool. Nuff said.
2. Never do too much work in the BBQ part, instead, give urself 5 minute gaps to go catch a glimpse of the tv b4 u return to BBQ... most prolly wads on is Fann Wong n Christopher Lee kissing n... i dun wanna carry on bout it. M18 contents.
3. Alwayz go easy on the butter. Some things juz LOVE to spring out of the blue. For instance, an extra supply of 50 sticks of satay, 40 chicken wings, 30 chicken drumsticks, 20 sausages, 10 corns. I'm dead sure dat u will need the tube of butter for those. So realli go easy on em... they're juz harmless butter.... Blah.. hehe.
4. Never set ur BBQ pit under shelter. Trust me, u dun wanna see ppl's faces "blooming" out of all dat foggey smoke.They will give u a scare dat overpowers samara's.
5. Alwayz get urself a manual fan of 5 windpower or an electrical fan wif 3 windpower. Fires do not die then... they die... Another Day. Haha.
6. Never get urself too many helpers. Hu knows, 1 guy might juz pop out n scare every1, and the next second, every1 starts falling lyk dominos around de BBQ pit and 1 would realli hate to see dat a BBQ pit is gonna land on him.
7. Alwayz bring a handfone. Ur mom might call u bak for dinner as theres sharksfin soup, courtesy of ur neighbours hu juz struck it rich. Dun believe? go check on em now.
8. Never EVER bring some1 along. Y'know food is not meant to be shared among too many ppl, i guarantee u will need the sharksfin soup after the BBQ. (refer to the top)
9. Never glare far away into the next BBQ area.(some ppl do dis when smoke get into their eyes) Well, if u want, glare upwards or downwards, coz u might never know hu is ur 'neighbouring occupant'. Golden-haired, dragon/tiger tattooed, scorpion-chained-neck person wif a BIG mohawk on his head..? Perhaps so.
10. Alwayz go for the food below the plate. Common sense, the bottomest ones r the least-hottest, yet are kept warm by the ones burying it. In other words, its the cream of the crop.
11. Alwayz make a big fire, and of course control it. U can BBQ alot of food this way and save more fire starters. As ppl say it, its always best to be BUDGET abit... haha.
12. Never bring ur games to chalets.(eg. PSP) Trust me.(i know i say dat alot... but u have to.) Coz prolly u would be playing hide-n-seek wif ur frens... n sure enuf moments later, ur PSP will play hide-n-seek wif u and both u n UR MOM wont lyk it.
13. Alwayz bring ur own VCDs to provide entertainment... MediaCorp cant be trusted to give pleasure to kids nowadays...
14. Never rush into things.(Nononono dun think dat way....) Some things might be undone and u wont wanna eat burnt/undercooked food, do u.
15. Alwayz bring urself spare clothes. U might need em... a water bomb could fly from thin air into existence right into ur face. Yes... S-P-L-A-T.
16. Never fall out wif ppl on BBQs. Everything would taste bad. Nope.. not cos of bitter relationship, coz the food would prolly be burnt while both of u lauch fireballs at each other.
17. Take a hike. Not on the mountain. Try cooking 20 sticks of satay in the same time. Consumers r always very demanding =P
18. Alwayz put a little bit of everything in the pit... U wont wanna eat 20 sausages ONLY.... u would puke b4 u finish the 10th 1.
19. Always invite me to ur BBQ, or else i will terrorise ur hse. No sharksfin for u ^^.
20. Always bring me a osim chair, a glass of iced lemon tea n 1 big plasma 42 inch tv, or i will still terrorise ur hse. Customer is always right... rmb ?
Well im finally done wif dis blog post.... gawd it took me ages to think of the rules... so appreciate. ^^. Now im off to take a rest. Cya
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
20 Rulez of BBQ-ing....
1. Never ever wear too elegant or expensive clothes. U will never know when the "amiable-looking" ppl arnd u would juz spring out of the nowhere n carry u to the pool. Nuff said.
2. Never do too much work in the BBQ part, instead, give urself 5 minute gaps to go catch a glimpse of the tv b4 u return to BBQ... most prolly wads on is Fann Wong n Christopher Lee kissing n... i dun wanna carry on bout it. M18 contents.
3. Alwayz go easy on the butter. Some things juz LOVE to spring out of the blue. For instance, an extra supply of 50 sticks of satay, 40 chicken wings, 30 chicken drumsticks, 20 sausages, 10 corns. I'm dead sure dat u will need the tube of butter for those. So realli go easy on em... they're juz harmless butter.... Blah.. hehe.
4. Never set ur BBQ pit under shelter. Trust me, u dun wanna see ppl's faces "blooming" out of all dat foggey smoke.They will give u a scare dat overpowers samara's.
5. Alwayz get urself a manual fan of 5 windpower or an electrical fan wif 3 windpower. Fires do not die then... they die... Another Day. Haha.
6. Never get urself too many helpers. Hu knows, 1 guy might juz pop out n scare every1, and the next second, every1 starts falling lyk dominos around de BBQ pit and 1 would realli hate to see dat a BBQ pit is gonna land on him.
7. Alwayz bring a handfone. Ur mom might call u bak for dinner as theres sharksfin soup, courtesy of ur neighbours hu juz struck it rich. Dun believe? go check on em now.
8. Never EVER bring some1 along. Y'know food is not meant to be shared among too many ppl, i guarantee u will need the sharksfin soup after the BBQ. (refer to the top)
9. Never glare far away into the next BBQ area.(some ppl do dis when smoke get into their eyes) Well, if u want, glare upwards or downwards, coz u might never know hu is ur 'neighbouring occupant'. Golden-haired, dragon/tiger tattooed, scorpion-chained-neck person wif a BIG mohawk on his head..? Perhaps so.
10. Alwayz go for the food below the plate. Common sense, the bottomest ones r the least-hottest, yet are kept warm by the ones burying it. In other words, its the cream of the crop.
11. Alwayz make a big fire, and of course control it. U can BBQ alot of food this way and save more fire starters. As ppl say it, its always best to be BUDGET abit... haha.
12. Never bring ur games to chalets.(eg. PSP) Trust me.(i know i say dat alot... but u have to.) Coz prolly u would be playing hide-n-seek wif ur frens... n sure enuf moments later, ur PSP will play hide-n-seek wif u and both u n UR MOM wont lyk it.
13. Alwayz bring ur own VCDs to provide entertainment... MediaCorp cant be trusted to give pleasure to kids nowadays...
14. Never rush into things.(Nononono dun think dat way....) Some things might be undone and u wont wanna eat burnt/undercooked food, do u.
15. Alwayz bring urself spare clothes. U might need em... a water bomb could fly from thin air into existence right into ur face. Yes... S-P-L-A-T.
16. Never fall out wif ppl on BBQs. Everything would taste bad. Nope.. not cos of bitter relationship, coz the food would prolly be burnt while both of u lauch fireballs at each other.
17. Take a hike. Not on the mountain. Try cooking 20 sticks of satay in the same time. Consumers r always very demanding =P
18. Alwayz put a little bit of everything in the pit... U wont wanna eat 20 sausages ONLY.... u would puke b4 u finish the 10th 1.
19. Always invite me to ur BBQ, or else i will terrorise ur hse. No sharksfin for u ^^.
20. Always bring me a osim chair, a glass of iced lemon tea n 1 big plasma 42 inch tv, or i will still terrorise ur hse. Customer is always right... rmb ?
Well im finally done wif dis blog post.... gawd it took me ages to think of the rules... so appreciate. ^^. Now im off to take a rest. Cya
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle