Now its time for the Monsters On Tv Pai Hang Bang! yes! it is the first full version of all scary monsters rankings in all of Singapore within my 14 yrs of life! So now lets get started and get the ball rolling! wadeva it is. Note: I dun realli have everything in here so it might need sum updating from others... ya?
Ranking has been assorted from the least scariest to the scariest... lvls have been given according to its "evil aura voltage"
1. Hippo & Friends - Lv 10 -- singapore oldies... and i realli mean OLDIES. Well juz a typical Barney type of show.---EAV : 21
2. Humphrey Bear - Lv 14 -- his mate's terrible singing aside, dis guy is juz a stupid muted bear. Yes... doesnt roar either.. Recommended to cultivate idiots. ---EAV : 38
3. Sesame Street - Lv 21 -- Humongous yellow talking bird. Unidentified species... Red talking matured sounding freak... A monster hu treats almost anything as cookies n eats it up. Horrendous. ---EAV : 43
4. Teletubbies - Lv 28 -- 4 scaryfuckfaces + 1 babyface sun. simple yet outrageous. typical "singaporean" as they speak in broken sentences. pathetic yet quite lethal if u know how to manipulate it. ---EAV : 57
5. Tweenies - Lv 32 -- afew scary monsters... not much info bout them coz i sorta forgotten it but heres my hia di's quote for it. Hia di : some maggie mee haired monsters who speak human language and pronounces polar bears as POLLIE BEARS and lives in the retro era. got it? good. ---EAV : 66
6. Barney - Lv 35 -- a big purple dinosaur. scared the fck outta me when it seems to be played for over 2 hrs duration when the actual thing is onli 30 mins. Well... similar to Hippo & Friends but wif a touch of lethalness. ---EAV : 70
7. Un-named - Lv ?? -- Erm not much info bout this but all the memories i had abt them is that they actually ruined my appetite for lunch wif their shaking beerbellies, MI-MI-YANS and their white faces(not implying on gigolos ar..). Well its scary, dats all. ---EAV : 99?
Well dats all for now.. cya all next time... and if any1 has the name for the last monster please put it up in my tag. Efforts appreciated.
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle
Ranking has been assorted from the least scariest to the scariest... lvls have been given according to its "evil aura voltage"
1. Hippo & Friends - Lv 10 -- singapore oldies... and i realli mean OLDIES. Well juz a typical Barney type of show.---EAV : 21
2. Humphrey Bear - Lv 14 -- his mate's terrible singing aside, dis guy is juz a stupid muted bear. Yes... doesnt roar either.. Recommended to cultivate idiots. ---EAV : 38
3. Sesame Street - Lv 21 -- Humongous yellow talking bird. Unidentified species... Red talking matured sounding freak... A monster hu treats almost anything as cookies n eats it up. Horrendous. ---EAV : 43
4. Teletubbies - Lv 28 -- 4 scaryfuckfaces + 1 babyface sun. simple yet outrageous. typical "singaporean" as they speak in broken sentences. pathetic yet quite lethal if u know how to manipulate it. ---EAV : 57
5. Tweenies - Lv 32 -- afew scary monsters... not much info bout them coz i sorta forgotten it but heres my hia di's quote for it. Hia di : some maggie mee haired monsters who speak human language and pronounces polar bears as POLLIE BEARS and lives in the retro era. got it? good. ---EAV : 66
6. Barney - Lv 35 -- a big purple dinosaur. scared the fck outta me when it seems to be played for over 2 hrs duration when the actual thing is onli 30 mins. Well... similar to Hippo & Friends but wif a touch of lethalness. ---EAV : 70
7. Un-named - Lv ?? -- Erm not much info bout this but all the memories i had abt them is that they actually ruined my appetite for lunch wif their shaking beerbellies, MI-MI-YANS and their white faces(not implying on gigolos ar..). Well its scary, dats all. ---EAV : 99?
Well dats all for now.. cya all next time... and if any1 has the name for the last monster please put it up in my tag. Efforts appreciated.
Signing off-
gaara569
aka. ZeTurtle