Okay, took some time off work to blog in my mom shop .__. So to clear things up... Why i did not blog for the past week or so...

Basically, my internet kept ****ing up on me, so i pretty much cant help it until i get a cure for it, but as of now, the only available solution to this situation is to reformat my computer, which might take awhile 'cos i still dont really know hw to reformat it and hell, i dun wanna use vista .__. so i also have to borrow an XP CD.

But, with 100% confirmation, i would continue blogging and continue my story telling as soon as my internet is back up with 0% errors....

So for now, i will put some of you perverts on a cliffhanger on the Ah Cheng's story ya? xDD..

Signing off.

Okay 2day went to watch L change the world. According to JinMing, yes it was kinda gross, but okay lah, bleed wif pus only... still bearable. Stupid movie only had 1 scene of Misa-Misa =\ ++ I heard from hazirah that she found some1 in the same course as me =D. Problem is, its a girl, from another school .__. i sense that there would be miscommunication. T.T hopefully not.

I have decided to coin-toss my story route .____. coz no1 went to vote more... .__. okay nvm. *Tosses coin* -drum roll- Will it be option 1 or 2?!.......
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And it issssssss.... Option 2! =D hotel lovers rejoice!.

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Ah Cheng, with mischievousness up his sleeves, gestured the lady into his "Pirated" Mazda RX8 he got from a blackmarket.

"Wah! Your car... so sui man!" The lady squealed, much to her anxiety.

"Eh, not really la, just 90k only!" Ah Cheng boasted, his mind thinking that he is such a genius for adding another zero to the actual price of his "pirated ship".

As soon as the lady finished gasping from hearing such a large amount of money was spent, Ah Cheng swung his hair like the model of the hair shampoo advertisement and went into the driver seat. Then, purposefully jamming the gas pedal to make the VROOM VROOM sound, he sped directly towards a lamp post as the lady secretly fiddled around with the clutch. The bumper immediately fell off and thoughts came to his mind as Ah Cheng was reminded of money again.

"Wah piang ehhh.... My car.... maintenance fee 3k lei... ouchhhh heart acheee....." Ah Cheng thought to himself, using fingers to count the money needed for the car's maintenance. Wiping the thought off his mind, Ah Cheng then swiftly sieved through the traffic and reached some random hotel. Random thoughts flashed through Ah Cheng's mind as he checked in to a room with the lady, who was in total amazement, yet in much of a daze.

"Tonight... i must eat up this chio bu, so as to make up for my 3k maintenance fee! MUAHAHAHAHHA... wa kao im so evil." He thought.

Without much hesitation, the lady grabbed a bathrobe and ran immediately into the bathroom, not knowing what devices were armed in the room for these situations. Ah Cheng then went to the bed and stripped himself as he raised the blinds which rendered the wall linking the bathroom to the beds totally transparent from the outside...

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Alright this marks the end of another chapter =D suspense ftw!!!!!oneeleven!!11!

Hhahahahahhah i looooooove suspense =P.

What would happen?
Ah Cheng sees nothing at all.
The lady was actually not a lady.
Ah Cheng sees everything .


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YAY FOR POLLS! =)

Okay, because i grew tired of waiting for the last voter, i will let a coin decide which option it would be. + umm about the below post, i got it all sorted out wif my mom, we both unanimously agreed that its my sister's fault =). lols. But unfortunately.. i still cant get my leave on Saturday, thus meaning i would watch like 4 movies on a sunday. .__. wish me luck.


Cant wait for the enrolment package to arrive .__. dunnno why..

Okay i will update the story tomorrow.. since its kinda dragging . .__. and ill set up a poll which is way easier than tagging... and less leychey.

Cya.

Before reading, please note that the blogger will be using heavily explicit language in sync with his current mood at 12.16am.

Okay, so... now my Mom's bitching in the living room, so loudly, she meant it for me to hear. Like it was MY FAULT for not working on a Sunday, which is SUPPOSEDLY my sister's fucking timeslot. Call me childish but im not the 1 who likes to cancel appointments abruptly but she(my sis) doesnt fucking have the decency to tell me that she has her exams on monday, and required me to help her on the Sunday, say, THREE DAYS EARLIER? and not DIRECTLY 1 DAY BEFORE Sunday? I was fucking already arranging to go out on the Sunday and she juz pops in and tell me to stand in for her 'cos she had to study for her common tests. No, im not against the fact that she planned to mug for it, but i am fucking pissed to hear her plans right before the day itself. Like for fucks sake, as of now, 12.22am , its my fucking fault for not acknowledging my responsibility to stand in for my sister and it is COMPLETELY fucking ALRIGHT for my mom to bitch at me whichever way she pleases. Make sense? No.

Maybe i shud show gratitude to my sister for standing in for me on my timeslots during my O levels, but still, its a matter of telling everything at least, AT THE FUCKING LEAST 3 days beforehand. I mean, No1 likes to cancel trips or outing at the very last minute, im sure many of you dont.

Maybe its my fault for showing attitude to my mom for standing on my sister's side, fulfilling her damned duties as a GOOD MOTHER by countering whatever i had to say with alibis and graceful comments for my sister. But, for a fact, i am not good at controlling my temper and i nearly do that everytime(yes, 'cos it happens EVERYTIME). She shud already know how i work around these situations. Yet, again, she bitches at me in my room, in the living room, on purpose to spite me.

Also, she used to say that i have alot of spare time, yet i just had to squeeze all my trip schedules on my workdays. LIKE FUCK, EVERY1 AS FREE AS ME MEH?! Sometimes, she can be a great mom, but sometimes, her situation analysis can be a chuck load of rotten nuts. Besides, always going out at night isnt nice......(sidetrack: shes bitching again, in the living room. 12.32am) 'cos for a fact i know that some of those i go out with do not always go out at night and it would somehow be a... pain in e ass for them to go out at night 'cos i had a fucking irresponsible sister.


Okay, enough for today. Im about to explode.


Sometimes, i feel that i just dont fit into the family at all. Fuckit.

Title pretty much says all, coz im stuck at 1 is to 1.
being,
Choice 1 -- 1 vote
2 -- 1 vote
3 -- 0 votes

Cannot decide if its like that ....

Okay moving on, I think this asking for votes would be too much effort to ask so i am thinking of adding a poll instead, any1 agrees pls go to taggie n tell me ur opinion.

Then ill go on wif my life these days then, to bump the post till some third person comes n pops a choice. No doubt, will be hard but yea, this is wad happens to unpopulated blogs... like mine ._. So.... We'll see how it goes.

Okay so wad have i been doing lately.... Counting my ang bao money... Bankin em in so i am short on cash... Working non stop... OH right, i juz got myself an uber mouse, 1800 dpi, Razer Diamondback. 40 bucks thanks to Alvin there for the offer. And, im gonna lose 108 bucks soon buying mayday tix.. Gonna go wif Ralph, =D very long nv see him liao haha.

On a serious note, my lifepath is slowly paving itself out, with my poly life coming into view. Any1 who is going to TP Interior Architecture and Design please tell me. I'm CLOSE to being alone in there =\.

Okay so dats about all i guess... Sorry for the lack of story continuity, Will update ASAP.

Bye

Stupid valentines day. Nothing different, still have to work, have to eat, have 2 sleep. At orchard road see couples huggling intimately, on mrt see guys hand in hand wif their partners, guys holding onto bunches of flowers, awaiting their loved ones to arrive and present the flowery bunch to express their love. For a single like me, yes, its pretty much frustrating n infuriating. Why? -deep breath- *tries to act like a loser* 'Cos i am a bloody single wif no love from an opposite gender other than my mom. =.= *stops acting like a loser* Okay, onto my second chapter... 2 votes for route 3 =.= blooooooooooody hell, 2 ppl only =\... hope more ppl vote this time =\\\\

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The drunkard came to his senses, realising the young lad locked in his arms was actually a beautiful lady with a sorrowful face, loosened his grip, giving the lady a chance for escape.

"Hold onnn hoooooold on~!!" Ah Cheng desperately grabbing onto the rugged wear of the lady, frantically calling out for the lady. But the sudden action of Ah Cheng had the lady shocked, and the harder she tries to run, the harder Ah Cheng pulled, until her shirt got torn and she fell flat on the floor.

"Eh sorry ah.... not my fault, i pull, u pull, i pull, u pull, end up.... ur clothes tear and u pua toh, den ur face kiss the ground... really not my fault lei ..." Ah Cheng looked at the poor lady, face still flat to the ground. Ah Cheng snapped out of his blurness a second later and went forward to help the lady, only to get another shock.

"WHA KAO EH! How come your mole soooooooooo BIG 1?! U win liao, u even pwn PCK... ur mole... Biggggggg....." Ah Cheng exclaimed, his voice piercing through the chilly winds of the night.

"But... I dont have a mole lei..." The lady said, touching her face and eventually, landing her delicate fingers on the "so-called mole".

"OHOHOHO! I know liao, U KANASAI! " Ah Cheng laughed, and was then questioned by the lady about his cursing.

"No la, not i cursing you, is your face... kenna the shit.... pfft..unfghhhh AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH....." Ah Cheng explained, trying to suppress his laughter, but failed. At this point, the lady was very annoyed, but also, amused at Ah Cheng's antics, thus thought of giving him a chance.

"Umm... you can lend me your house de shower anot ... i wan to take bath ah.. very smelly.. the shit." the lady asked politely, with a stint of embarassment. Just then.. Ah Cheng froze...


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This marks the end of chapter 2 =D hope u liked it.

Now for 3 more routes.
1) Ah Cheng brings the girl home.
2) Ah Cheng brings the girl to a hotel instead
3) Ah Cheng refuses to walk together with a girl with shit on her face, thus kicking her and walks home

Your decision = ) MORE PPL VOTE HOR.

okay so.... so far i think if im not wrong....
3 votes for idea 1..
0 for idea 2... x.X

Idea 1 pwn3d idea 2 hands down. =O.

Okay so i guess ill start on my ... story then.

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As darkness slowly crept into the lonely and somewhat awkwardly peaceful streets of Singapore, Ah Cheng groped his way slowly out of the drinking haven he frequented for the past few months after being sacked by his boss at DoDo Fishball Manufacturing Company. Contrasting to the heat built up within him due to the alcohol intake, the streets were cold. Very Cold... Looking at his watch, Ah Cheng's eyes slowly bulged into a huge fishball-like menace. As he wondered about in his thoughts searching for the reason of his astonishment, a ball hit him straight at his head.

"Walau! Who ah?! Aiming so loushee! Shoot alsho shoot until my head. Pain one lei!" Ah Cheng blabbered in his drunken state. He was definitely in no state to even differentiate a mouse from a tiger.

"EH! SORRY BOSS!" a somewhat juvenile sounding voice shot into the air, piercing the silence once again, after Ah Cheng cried out in agony. Then, a small figure emerged swiftly from the shadows. A small built man in a torn jersey with his facial features covered by a barely recognizable BillaBong cap, standing at around five feet tall darted at the ball. Barely able to stand well, Ah Cheng focussed his remaining energy and slid his arm around the ball's owner, locking his head to Ah Cheng's chest.

"Oi, you. Hit me liao apolo-jaishh you thinkksh enuff arsh?! Pay me mehdiko feesh den yoo can go horsh!" Ah Cheng tried to make his sentence clear, but of course, had failed miserably. The man tried to struggle and break free but to no avail and his cap fell off. As if possessed by Cinderella, the man, who actually turned out to be a woman, shook her head hard and her hair, resembling thousand strands of silk coming out from a Giant Caterpie(Pokem0n ftw!) cascaded down onto Ah Cheng's hairy arms.

"Wah!... YOU CHAO AH GUA, HAIR GROW SO LONG FOR WHAT! EEYER!" Ah Cheng, as though awaken from his drunken stupor, yelled loudly into the night...

Okay, so End of part 1.... Time to choose a route.

1)Ah Cheng, angered, proceeds to beat the crap out of the woman.
2)Ah Cheng, surprised at the sudden change of gender, apologises to the woman.
3)Ah Cheng, still surprised at the sudden change of gender, tries to hook the woman up.
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Okay, Hope some1 do vote, so i can continue my story .____."

And btw, Happy CNY to all. Get many many ang baos... Donate give me ( .__.|l)

Bye bye~.